Friendship Poem (Re-posted with permission from Teluge on Second Life)

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

1.. When you are sad ~ I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2.. When you are blue ~ I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3.. When you smile ~ I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.

4.. When you are scared ~ I will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.

5.. When you are worried ~ I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6.. When you are confused ~ I will try to use only little words.

7.. When you are sick ~ Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8.. When you fall ~ I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up.

9.. This is my oath, I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' because your my friend.